Julying Truesday

To all the single men out there, today I am here to help. Let’s establish where you have been going wrong. I need you to be very honest with me here. Help me help you. Damn! For a quick second I almost believed myself hahahahaha. Seriously though let’s begin now shall we:

Lowering my imaginary reading glasses as the entire room smells of me....

When was the last time you were in a relationship? If a month ago or say two days ago,I have the solution for you. Yours is a very simple case. You are a certified man whore.There is no cure for that. You need condoms or vasectomy for the sake of those naive girls out there .Next

When you walk into a room, do people immediately notice you, ignore you , shown the way back out or none of the above? Assuming you like ladies, do they find you attractive or must you make a statement to draw their attention? On a scale of 1-10 what am I working with?

*waits patiently* .....

Crickets

Listen, ugly is okay as long as you have a handsome bank account. That’s the word on the street so am just stating facts here. If you are good looking chances are your bank account is fucked up!You simply live off other men. Again, am just stating facts. seguimos juntos? I don't speak Spanish I just Googled that *laughing* . Or maybe I do. You will never know.

If you are average looking with a royalty bank account you will survive amongst these hawks & hyenas of ladies who are with you to prosper themselves financially just don’t be picky after all you are not that appealing to look at either. It kinda is a fair game if you ask me. It takes two to tango. Wrong intentions will always attract the wrong crowd. Common sense sir,  common sense!

If you are mind blowing gorgeous that ladies practically throw themselves at you without you having to chase them, that right there is the problem. They already have high expectations especially financially. So you find yourself living way beyond what you can afford aka LOANS!!! No matter how simple you think you look someone out there will always have butterflies everytime they see you. Don't stretch your budget to accommodate a temporary fling. Work for it that way, you will appreciate everything about her. Stop being chased and start chasing realistically.

My point is simply this, men, you have been viewing and going into the dating game with the same game plan expecting better results. We are all born exceptionally beautiful and handsome. This has nothing to do with physicality. If all you are after is beauty then you might as well walk up to her with your bank statements. This blog is for the men who are done with one night stands, meaningless not this year type of relationships. I am talking to men who are after the real deal. Men who see past the make up and your perfected crafts. Men who just want to have a decent conversation without worrying if she might rob you or second guess himself just because she doesnt laugh at your jokes. First of all why would you be with someone who doesn't get your sense of humour effortlessly? What madness is that? Stop trying to over enhance what’s already visible.

And last but not least, this is my definition of a broke man. Most of you lack dreams that’s why you always end the relationship too soon or years later when you realize she didn’t have a dream either. Her work is to improve on what you have already presented her. Don’t be empty!

Let me leave with this quote from Jesse Duplantis,"A broke man is not a man without a nickle,  but a man without a dream." How is that for a #RealityCheck.